cliterallysame:

I made two Chinese restaurants call each other.

oh my fucking god

this is seriously my favorite post it’s so awkward oh my god

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john-lugo:

do you ever just look at someone and get sad because you know you’re never going to get to have sex with them

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tardishobo:

ceshira:

samapitongzabala:

So my mom told me to record a song for her. She didn’t give specific instructions like what kind of song and she didn’t tell me not to fool around while singing, so there.. now’s my chance to do some impressions

(by order)

Britney Spears

Vanessa Hudgens

Angelica Pickles

Raven

Isabella

Bubbles

Scuttle

My dad’s GPS

Me

oh my go D

impOSSIBLE

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sharonosbourne:

saddeer:

my printer can suck a dick 

what kind of printer do you have

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